1 00:00:00,072 --> 00:00:00,864 Diane? 2 00:00:01,156 --> 00:00:03,659 No. Deirdre. I'm her sister. 3 00:00:05,786 --> 00:00:07,663 What sort of an estate are you running here? 4 00:00:07,871 --> 00:00:09,915 That's Magnum. You'll get used to him. 5 00:00:10,124 --> 00:00:11,583 Well, didn't Deirdre give you my message? 6 00:00:11,750 --> 00:00:12,668 Deirdre's here? 7 00:00:12,876 --> 00:00:15,462 I'm talking about the mental institution she was committed to 8 00:00:15,671 --> 00:00:16,713 for trying to murder me. 9 00:00:16,880 --> 00:00:17,923 Did you ever try and kill her? 10 00:00:18,132 --> 00:00:20,926 No! Never. I swear! 11 00:00:21,093 --> 00:00:23,095 You can't have known Diane very long, 12 00:00:23,220 --> 00:00:25,681 and already you're doubting her story. 13 00:00:26,031 --> 00:00:28,350 - I'll have to kill him, too. - No! 14 00:00:28,517 --> 00:00:29,768 No! 15 00:01:33,707 --> 00:01:37,294 Last week on part one of Echoes of the Mind. 16 00:01:56,855 --> 00:01:58,774 You're not frightening me, Deirdre. 17 00:01:58,982 --> 00:02:00,817 I'm not trying to, sister darling. 18 00:02:00,901 --> 00:02:03,529 Oh, yes, you are. You always are. 19 00:02:03,695 --> 00:02:05,113 Deirdre! 20 00:02:12,913 --> 00:02:14,039 Michelle? 21 00:02:14,248 --> 00:02:16,083 Uh, no. 22 00:02:18,001 --> 00:02:21,338 I'm sorry. You're obviously expecting someone else. 23 00:02:21,588 --> 00:02:23,382 No, you're the one I was waiting for. 24 00:02:24,216 --> 00:02:25,717 Why'd you come to me? 25 00:02:26,009 --> 00:02:28,762 I just felt you were meant to help me. 26 00:02:39,690 --> 00:02:41,525 Hi, dogs. 27 00:02:55,080 --> 00:02:58,208 Kidnapped at five, a father who makes you take shooting lessons 28 00:02:58,333 --> 00:03:00,877 and keep a daily diary of suspicious persons. 29 00:03:01,003 --> 00:03:04,256 Well, I'd say it'd be amazing if you and your sister weren't paranoid. 30 00:03:04,590 --> 00:03:06,466 Deirdre's not paranoid. 31 00:03:06,925 --> 00:03:08,719 Tell me more about her. 32 00:03:08,969 --> 00:03:12,431 We may be identical twins, but we're not alike. 33 00:03:12,889 --> 00:03:15,976 We've never dressed alike, thought alike 34 00:03:16,643 --> 00:03:18,312 or felt alike. 35 00:03:19,855 --> 00:03:23,400 Why, Magnum. You're falling in love. 36 00:03:23,609 --> 00:03:25,819 I am not in love with her. 37 00:03:28,739 --> 00:03:30,741 But I'm afraid I could be. 38 00:03:30,949 --> 00:03:32,784 When I got my first look at Elizabeth, 39 00:03:32,868 --> 00:03:37,539 I swear to you, Magnum, that I knew that someday she'd be my wife. 40 00:03:37,748 --> 00:03:40,751 Agatha, I have decided to marry. 41 00:03:41,043 --> 00:03:42,377 I will! 42 00:03:42,628 --> 00:03:44,421 What? 43 00:03:45,464 --> 00:03:47,049 Well, Jonathan? 44 00:03:47,466 --> 00:03:49,968 Aren't you going to say aloha 45 00:03:50,052 --> 00:03:52,596 or some other quaint island expression? 46 00:03:53,055 --> 00:03:54,765 Of course. 47 00:03:55,766 --> 00:03:57,351 - Oh. - Aloha. 48 00:04:01,355 --> 00:04:05,317 Excuse me, but we haven't been properly introduced. 49 00:04:05,567 --> 00:04:07,819 Oh, I'm so sorry, Jonathan. 50 00:04:08,062 --> 00:04:10,503 I thought you knew David Billingsworth. 51 00:04:10,582 --> 00:04:11,833 An old friend. 52 00:04:11,909 --> 00:04:13,161 - How do you do? - How do you do? 53 00:04:13,241 --> 00:04:14,660 And my solicitor. 54 00:04:15,243 --> 00:04:16,620 Solicitor? 55 00:04:16,912 --> 00:04:18,955 Here to draw up the deed poll, old boy. 56 00:04:19,164 --> 00:04:20,457 Whose deed poll? 57 00:04:21,083 --> 00:04:22,417 Yours. 58 00:04:22,709 --> 00:04:26,672 She wants me to give up my title and become Lord Higgins-Ashley. 59 00:04:27,005 --> 00:04:28,882 You, a lord? 60 00:04:30,467 --> 00:04:32,302 I'm already a lord, Magnum. 61 00:04:32,386 --> 00:04:34,888 The Baron of Perth. 62 00:04:35,555 --> 00:04:37,474 She wants me to deed-poll my title 63 00:04:37,557 --> 00:04:40,394 because the Duke's title is more prestigious in the peerage. 64 00:04:40,477 --> 00:04:41,770 But I won't do it. 65 00:04:41,853 --> 00:04:43,021 Your phone is ringing. 66 00:04:43,188 --> 00:04:48,068 Thomas, I think I've killed someone. 67 00:04:55,826 --> 00:04:58,120 Diane, somebody broke in here and attacked you. 68 00:04:58,745 --> 00:05:01,915 Please, Thomas, I don't want the publicity. 69 00:05:02,541 --> 00:05:04,876 I'm not gonna let you stay here alone. 70 00:05:05,711 --> 00:05:07,879 Then stay with me. 71 00:05:10,674 --> 00:05:13,427 You think it possible that she imagined all this? 72 00:05:14,636 --> 00:05:16,346 I don't know. 73 00:06:51,942 --> 00:06:53,068 Who is it? 74 00:06:53,151 --> 00:06:54,569 Jonathan. 75 00:06:56,404 --> 00:06:59,241 Jonathan? What's wrong? 76 00:06:59,449 --> 00:07:00,951 May I come in? 77 00:07:01,076 --> 00:07:02,619 Of course. 78 00:07:02,744 --> 00:07:04,454 Thank you. 79 00:07:12,087 --> 00:07:15,590 Oh, I must be looking an awful fright. 80 00:07:15,674 --> 00:07:18,051 You look perfectly fine. 81 00:07:19,928 --> 00:07:22,889 Could we have a spot of tea? 82 00:07:23,598 --> 00:07:25,475 Of course. 83 00:07:34,442 --> 00:07:38,280 We've known each other how long now? 84 00:07:38,446 --> 00:07:40,699 Nine-and-a-half years. 85 00:07:41,199 --> 00:07:42,909 Really? 86 00:07:45,745 --> 00:07:48,331 They've been good years, haven't they? 87 00:07:48,456 --> 00:07:50,208 Oh, yes. 88 00:07:51,501 --> 00:07:53,211 The polo matches. 89 00:07:53,295 --> 00:07:55,922 The butterfly expeditions. 90 00:07:56,256 --> 00:07:57,757 The theater. 91 00:07:57,966 --> 00:08:01,094 They've been the happiest years of my life. 92 00:08:01,219 --> 00:08:04,848 And the future ones will be even happier. 93 00:08:05,140 --> 00:08:07,475 More complete. 94 00:08:09,477 --> 00:08:12,147 That's what I've come to talk about. 95 00:08:12,272 --> 00:08:14,065 Our wedding? 96 00:08:16,359 --> 00:08:18,069 Agatha, 97 00:08:19,195 --> 00:08:22,908 you know how important our friendship is to me... 98 00:08:23,283 --> 00:08:25,952 We'll still be friends, Jonathan. 99 00:08:27,120 --> 00:08:29,789 ...and that I would never knowingly 100 00:08:29,873 --> 00:08:33,001 do anything to hurt you. 101 00:08:33,126 --> 00:08:35,271 Nor I you, my dear. 102 00:08:35,388 --> 00:08:36,755 Damn it. 103 00:08:36,880 --> 00:08:38,131 What? 104 00:08:46,306 --> 00:08:49,476 Did I ever tell you about Lieutenant Smythe? 105 00:08:49,643 --> 00:08:52,729 The one who was eaten by a tiger? 106 00:08:53,480 --> 00:08:56,733 No, that was Lieutenant Freebairn Smith. 107 00:08:57,901 --> 00:09:02,447 Smythe was a young officer with our regiment in Kenya, in the '50s. 108 00:09:03,031 --> 00:09:05,742 Joined up after his sweetheart eloped with an officer 109 00:09:05,867 --> 00:09:07,953 from the Highland Fusiliers. 110 00:09:08,453 --> 00:09:11,706 I've always said the Fusiliers were interlopers. 111 00:09:11,915 --> 00:09:13,750 How sad. 112 00:09:14,334 --> 00:09:16,169 Yes. Well... 113 00:09:17,545 --> 00:09:19,381 There was a young girl on the post, 114 00:09:19,464 --> 00:09:23,093 Penelope Gridley, the adjutant's daughter. 115 00:09:23,510 --> 00:09:27,263 She and Lieutenant Smythe took to seeing each other. 116 00:09:27,430 --> 00:09:32,435 Nothing romantic, mind you. Just good friends. 117 00:09:32,978 --> 00:09:37,023 They went to the regimental soirees together, rode on hunts, 118 00:09:37,649 --> 00:09:39,776 collected butterflies. 119 00:09:40,944 --> 00:09:42,737 Anyway, 120 00:09:42,904 --> 00:09:46,032 it was around the time of the Queen's birthday, as I recall, 121 00:09:46,116 --> 00:09:50,370 that Lieutenant Smythe received a letter from his old sweetheart 122 00:09:50,620 --> 00:09:52,872 informing him that her husband had been killed 123 00:09:52,914 --> 00:09:55,667 in a climbing accident in the Himalayas. 124 00:09:56,042 --> 00:09:58,378 Naturally, he wrote back. 125 00:09:59,629 --> 00:10:01,631 One letter led to another, 126 00:10:01,715 --> 00:10:05,301 and before he knew it, he'd proposed, 127 00:10:05,844 --> 00:10:09,139 and she accepted by return post. 128 00:10:11,099 --> 00:10:13,643 Of course, he had to tell Penny, 129 00:10:14,310 --> 00:10:17,522 but when he faced her he found he couldn't. 130 00:10:19,190 --> 00:10:22,444 She learned of his impending marriage 131 00:10:22,569 --> 00:10:26,197 through some wives gossiping at a bridge party, 132 00:10:31,703 --> 00:10:34,748 I wouldn't want that to happen to you. 133 00:10:35,582 --> 00:10:37,292 Jonathan, 134 00:10:39,461 --> 00:10:42,338 when you said you'd decided to marry, 135 00:10:42,464 --> 00:10:44,382 it wasn't me? 136 00:10:45,341 --> 00:10:46,968 No. 137 00:10:47,135 --> 00:10:48,386 Lady... 138 00:10:48,595 --> 00:10:50,180 Ashley. 139 00:10:51,306 --> 00:10:52,682 Of course. 140 00:10:53,349 --> 00:10:56,186 Oh, what a silly ninny you must think I am. 141 00:10:56,311 --> 00:10:59,564 Not at all. I think you're the most wonderful lady I've ever known. 142 00:10:59,814 --> 00:11:02,734 But not the lady that you're going to marry. 143 00:11:02,859 --> 00:11:05,320 Agatha, I... 144 00:11:05,653 --> 00:11:07,614 Pot's boiling. 145 00:11:07,822 --> 00:11:11,117 I've got some nice new herbal tea from Malaya 146 00:11:11,201 --> 00:11:13,495 I think you'll enjoy. 147 00:11:14,454 --> 00:11:16,998 I'll just be a moment. 148 00:11:28,259 --> 00:11:30,386 What's wrong with the Fire Goddess of Pele? 149 00:11:31,971 --> 00:11:33,848 Nothing, if you're into kinky pyrotechnics. 150 00:11:33,932 --> 00:11:36,726 Hey, look, this is Higgins' bachelor party, not Magnum's. 151 00:11:36,851 --> 00:11:39,354 Hey, look, would you get that five-eighths socket wrench for me, please? 152 00:11:39,479 --> 00:11:41,397 Boy, that was some party. Remember? 153 00:11:41,481 --> 00:11:43,358 - Yeah. - Saigon in the summer. 154 00:11:43,483 --> 00:11:46,528 All the Vietnamese and French food you can eat, 155 00:11:46,694 --> 00:11:48,404 and all the champagne you can drink, 156 00:11:48,488 --> 00:11:50,990 and those Thai dancing girls. Whoa! 157 00:11:51,157 --> 00:11:53,034 Yeah, I'll never forget it. 158 00:11:53,159 --> 00:11:55,954 Especially when that naked chick popped out of that dragon's head, 159 00:11:56,079 --> 00:11:58,581 firing that AK-47 all over the place. 160 00:11:58,790 --> 00:12:01,709 How was I supposed to know she was VC when I hired her? 161 00:12:02,252 --> 00:12:04,838 Look, Orville, Higgins is from the old school, 162 00:12:04,921 --> 00:12:07,507 so he should have an old-school type bachelor party, 163 00:12:07,590 --> 00:12:12,637 not one with twins with flaming tassels twirling all over their... 164 00:12:12,762 --> 00:12:14,389 - Oh... - Oh, cute. 165 00:12:14,514 --> 00:12:17,433 You almost bought yourself a $300 cashmere sweater. 166 00:12:17,559 --> 00:12:18,768 I'm sorry. 167 00:12:20,270 --> 00:12:22,564 Would you mind answering the phone for me, please? 168 00:12:35,994 --> 00:12:37,745 - Island Hoppers. - Hi, Rick. 169 00:12:37,829 --> 00:12:40,957 Hey, Thomas. We were just talking about your bachelor party in Saigon. 170 00:12:41,024 --> 00:12:42,943 - You remember? - How could I forget? 171 00:12:43,001 --> 00:12:45,044 It's probably the only bachelor party in history 172 00:12:45,128 --> 00:12:47,130 where the best man ended up with a Purple Heart. 173 00:12:47,213 --> 00:12:49,215 You guys will never forgive me for that, will you? 174 00:12:49,299 --> 00:12:50,633 Let me talk to T.C. 175 00:12:50,800 --> 00:12:53,011 Okay. T.C. 176 00:12:53,094 --> 00:12:54,304 Thomas. 177 00:12:54,387 --> 00:12:55,680 I'm busy. 178 00:12:55,889 --> 00:12:57,515 He's busy. 179 00:12:57,765 --> 00:12:59,058 This is important. 180 00:12:59,142 --> 00:13:00,476 It's important. 181 00:13:00,560 --> 00:13:02,854 It's always important. No. 182 00:13:03,313 --> 00:13:05,398 It's always important. No. 183 00:13:05,523 --> 00:13:08,985 Well, tell him I'll pay him the gas money I owe him. 184 00:13:09,986 --> 00:13:13,323 He says he'll pay you the gas money he owes you. No. 185 00:13:13,448 --> 00:13:14,449 No. 186 00:13:14,699 --> 00:13:16,451 You said no before he did. 187 00:13:16,576 --> 00:13:18,328 Thomas, what is it that you need? 188 00:13:18,453 --> 00:13:21,706 Well, I want him to get the passenger list 189 00:13:21,831 --> 00:13:24,751 from U.A. Flight 119 that arrived yesterday. 190 00:13:25,001 --> 00:13:27,754 How's T.C. supposed to get a passenger... 191 00:13:28,796 --> 00:13:30,173 Gloria. 192 00:13:30,266 --> 00:13:31,663 Well, I thought he could ask her, 193 00:13:31,841 --> 00:13:33,343 but if he won't even come to the phone... 194 00:13:33,635 --> 00:13:35,094 Um... 195 00:13:36,471 --> 00:13:38,848 What if I can get him to ask her for you? 196 00:13:39,057 --> 00:13:40,433 Well, then I'd owe you, buddy. 197 00:13:40,725 --> 00:13:41,851 Yeah? 198 00:13:41,976 --> 00:13:43,978 Two tickets to the Lionel Richie concert? 199 00:13:44,229 --> 00:13:46,356 Rick, I've only got two tickets. 200 00:13:46,439 --> 00:13:48,900 They're the best seats in the house. 201 00:13:49,734 --> 00:13:52,237 Rick, the concert's sold out. 202 00:13:52,654 --> 00:13:54,197 This is blackmail. 203 00:13:54,405 --> 00:13:55,782 I know. 204 00:13:55,907 --> 00:13:57,158 Well, do we have a deal? 205 00:13:57,450 --> 00:13:58,952 Yes. 206 00:13:59,494 --> 00:14:01,079 Thank you. 207 00:14:04,207 --> 00:14:07,001 What ever happened to favors for friends? 208 00:14:22,141 --> 00:14:23,768 Diane? 209 00:14:25,687 --> 00:14:27,188 Diane? 210 00:14:29,649 --> 00:14:31,192 Diane? 211 00:14:33,111 --> 00:14:34,487 Hey. 212 00:14:34,946 --> 00:14:36,406 I woke up 213 00:14:36,531 --> 00:14:39,742 and you disappeared on me. Diane? 214 00:14:41,494 --> 00:14:43,371 No. Deirdre. 215 00:14:45,581 --> 00:14:47,125 Oh. 216 00:14:48,042 --> 00:14:50,128 Where's Diane? 217 00:14:50,420 --> 00:14:52,505 Out shopping, according to this. 218 00:14:52,630 --> 00:14:55,008 I assume you're the Tom she wrote it to. 219 00:14:56,134 --> 00:14:58,219 Oh, I'm Thomas Magnum. 220 00:14:58,428 --> 00:14:59,971 When did you get here? 221 00:15:00,179 --> 00:15:01,931 A while ago. 222 00:15:02,390 --> 00:15:06,769 I must say, Diane's taste is improving. 223 00:15:06,936 --> 00:15:11,399 You're much healthier-looking than the others. 224 00:15:11,899 --> 00:15:13,776 Where'd she find you? 225 00:15:15,028 --> 00:15:17,655 She hired me. I'm a private investigator. 226 00:15:17,864 --> 00:15:19,866 To do what? 227 00:15:21,826 --> 00:15:24,037 To protect her. 228 00:15:24,537 --> 00:15:26,331 Let me guess. 229 00:15:26,414 --> 00:15:29,751 Someone is following her, but she doesn't know who. 230 00:15:29,876 --> 00:15:32,837 Or she hears footsteps, but nobody's there. 231 00:15:33,588 --> 00:15:37,342 Or she's assaulted by a man, but no one can find him. 232 00:15:39,218 --> 00:15:40,845 Which is it? 233 00:15:41,054 --> 00:15:43,723 Well, apparently somebody broke in here... 234 00:15:43,796 --> 00:15:45,422 Apparently? 235 00:15:45,490 --> 00:15:47,894 You can't have known Diane very long, 236 00:15:48,019 --> 00:15:51,189 and already you're doubting her story. 237 00:15:52,065 --> 00:15:55,276 Evidently, you have brains in addition to a body. 238 00:15:56,778 --> 00:15:57,695 Scotch? 239 00:15:57,846 --> 00:15:59,097 No, thank you. 240 00:15:59,280 --> 00:16:02,116 You're gonna need it. Has she told you about the hospital? 241 00:16:02,325 --> 00:16:03,618 I know about the accident. 242 00:16:03,743 --> 00:16:05,703 I'm not talking about that hospital. 243 00:16:05,912 --> 00:16:08,998 I'm talking about the mental institution she was committed to 244 00:16:09,123 --> 00:16:10,625 for trying to murder me. 245 00:16:13,669 --> 00:16:15,755 I told you you'd need that drink. 246 00:16:17,173 --> 00:16:19,384 Let's start at the beginning. 247 00:16:20,343 --> 00:16:24,055 Diane and I were kidnapped when we were five. 248 00:16:24,589 --> 00:16:28,176 I hated it. Everything Deirdre told me 249 00:16:28,309 --> 00:16:30,978 about the mental institutions Diane had been in and out of 250 00:16:31,062 --> 00:16:32,522 since she was six, 251 00:16:32,605 --> 00:16:34,148 of the four suicide attempts, 252 00:16:34,273 --> 00:16:37,026 how she twice tried to kill her own twin sister. 253 00:16:37,610 --> 00:16:40,530 According to Deirdre, Diane was a paranoid hysteric 254 00:16:40,613 --> 00:16:42,407 who could be shy and innocent one moment, 255 00:16:42,615 --> 00:16:44,575 aggressive and sexy the next. 256 00:16:44,700 --> 00:16:47,078 The more she told me, the more I hated it, 257 00:16:47,161 --> 00:16:48,579 because it all made sense. 258 00:16:48,871 --> 00:16:52,125 I couldn't leave the stockholders' meeting until it was over. 259 00:16:52,250 --> 00:16:55,253 And I didn't want to risk someone else bringing Diane home. 260 00:16:55,378 --> 00:16:58,881 So no one knows Diane is in Hawaii but you? 261 00:16:58,965 --> 00:17:00,216 That's right. 262 00:17:00,299 --> 00:17:01,968 How did you know? 263 00:17:03,219 --> 00:17:05,972 I didn't. Not for certain. 264 00:17:06,097 --> 00:17:09,142 But Diane always liked to escape here when she was troubled. 265 00:17:09,225 --> 00:17:10,810 So, I took a chance. 266 00:17:11,018 --> 00:17:12,270 Just like that? 267 00:17:12,395 --> 00:17:15,481 A busy businesswoman flies 5000 miles on a chance? 268 00:17:15,773 --> 00:17:17,608 She is my sister. 269 00:17:17,692 --> 00:17:18,734 Yeah. 270 00:17:20,069 --> 00:17:22,155 What flight you come in on? 271 00:17:22,989 --> 00:17:25,074 I don't remember. Why? 272 00:17:26,868 --> 00:17:29,120 Doesn't Diane sit on the board of directors? 273 00:17:29,787 --> 00:17:33,124 Technically, but I run Dupres Fabrics. 274 00:17:33,332 --> 00:17:34,584 And Diane's life? 275 00:17:34,834 --> 00:17:38,171 You know, I don't like these questions or your insinuations. 276 00:17:38,296 --> 00:17:41,048 Why must you control Diane's life? 277 00:17:41,507 --> 00:17:43,759 I don't think you've been listening. 278 00:17:44,010 --> 00:17:46,637 Diane has been mentally ill since we were kidnapped. 279 00:17:46,762 --> 00:17:48,556 She couldn't take what they did to us. 280 00:17:48,848 --> 00:17:51,017 It wasn't very pleasant. 281 00:17:51,517 --> 00:17:54,479 But we can't all go to pieces, now, can we? 282 00:17:54,687 --> 00:17:56,898 Someone has to mind the store, so to speak, 283 00:17:57,106 --> 00:17:58,858 to be responsible. 284 00:17:59,108 --> 00:18:01,402 In our family, that's me. 285 00:18:02,195 --> 00:18:06,365 I've taken care of Diane since our father died when we were 10, 286 00:18:06,574 --> 00:18:09,494 and I intend to continue taking care of her, 287 00:18:12,622 --> 00:18:16,459 which brings me to the point of our little discussion. 288 00:18:16,834 --> 00:18:19,837 Knowing Diane, she didn't even ask your rate. 289 00:18:20,046 --> 00:18:24,300 However, I'll be willing to pay whatever's fair. 290 00:18:24,550 --> 00:18:26,719 Diane hired me. She'll have to fire me. 291 00:18:28,179 --> 00:18:29,805 I understand. You want a bonus. 292 00:18:30,014 --> 00:18:33,434 How much? A thousand? Five? 293 00:18:34,894 --> 00:18:38,231 You seem awfully anxious to get rid of me, Deirdre. 294 00:18:38,523 --> 00:18:40,399 What are you afraid of? 295 00:18:40,608 --> 00:18:42,109 Nothing. 296 00:18:43,277 --> 00:18:46,531 But you won't believe that until you're satisfied I'm telling the truth. 297 00:18:46,614 --> 00:18:48,741 So, check it out for yourself. 298 00:18:48,866 --> 00:18:53,079 I'll be happy to give you the names of the doctors and the hospital. 299 00:18:53,496 --> 00:18:56,791 Or better yet, ask Diane. 300 00:19:00,711 --> 00:19:02,463 Oh, by the way, 301 00:19:02,547 --> 00:19:05,299 a rather well-built Hawaiian dropped a Ferrari off for you 302 00:19:05,508 --> 00:19:07,385 while you were asleep. 303 00:19:07,677 --> 00:19:10,513 You must be very good at what you do. 304 00:19:23,484 --> 00:19:27,113 I don't know, man. She is some tough lady. 305 00:19:27,206 --> 00:19:28,791 It's not my problem. 306 00:19:28,906 --> 00:19:30,658 You either get that passenger list from her 307 00:19:30,741 --> 00:19:33,160 or you give me 300 bucks for a new sweater. 308 00:19:35,204 --> 00:19:36,622 Who won? 309 00:19:37,665 --> 00:19:39,166 Who do you think? 310 00:19:40,418 --> 00:19:42,587 That's one thing I like about you, T.C. 311 00:19:42,712 --> 00:19:47,258 Indomitable in defeat, insufferable in victory. 312 00:19:48,968 --> 00:19:51,220 Hey, you know, I was thinking about that passenger list... 313 00:19:51,304 --> 00:19:52,972 - No. - Why not? 314 00:19:53,222 --> 00:19:55,266 Because I could lose my job. 315 00:19:55,474 --> 00:19:57,143 Oh, come on, they're not gonna fire you. 316 00:19:57,226 --> 00:19:59,478 - You're just a stew. - I am not a stew. 317 00:19:59,562 --> 00:20:00,980 I'm a flight attendant. 318 00:20:01,063 --> 00:20:03,691 And if I were a stew, I wouldn't be just a stew. 319 00:20:03,858 --> 00:20:05,651 Come on, come on, you know what I mean. 320 00:20:05,735 --> 00:20:09,405 Sometimes, Theodore Calvin, your mouth can put your life in real jeopardy. 321 00:20:10,573 --> 00:20:13,242 You know, I like the way your eyes get when you get angry. 322 00:20:15,119 --> 00:20:16,621 Come on, honey. 323 00:20:16,704 --> 00:20:18,331 Don't "honey" me. 324 00:20:18,948 --> 00:20:22,076 Gloria, we're not talking a breach of national security. 325 00:20:22,168 --> 00:20:24,003 I'm just asking for a passenger list... 326 00:20:24,086 --> 00:20:25,004 Shh! 327 00:20:25,087 --> 00:20:27,173 ...of a bunch of passengers that are already here. 328 00:20:27,256 --> 00:20:29,592 It is a federal offense to give out a passenger list. 329 00:20:29,800 --> 00:20:33,095 Besides, rules are rules. They're made for a reason. 330 00:20:33,220 --> 00:20:34,722 So, you're refusing me. 331 00:20:35,139 --> 00:20:38,809 Uh-huh, he understands. 332 00:20:39,393 --> 00:20:40,853 Mahi-mahi's ready. 333 00:20:40,936 --> 00:20:42,438 Oh, great! 334 00:20:43,715 --> 00:20:46,176 You know, in England we'd have chips with our fish. 335 00:20:46,317 --> 00:20:48,527 - You're English. - You what? 336 00:20:48,611 --> 00:20:50,404 You mean, we've been together for six months 337 00:20:50,529 --> 00:20:52,198 and you've only just worked that out? 338 00:20:52,281 --> 00:20:54,992 I'll bet you've been to a bunch of English bachelor parties, right? 339 00:20:55,076 --> 00:20:57,119 What kind of girl do you think I am? 340 00:20:57,244 --> 00:21:00,498 No, I mean, you know how to throw a real English bachelor party. 341 00:21:00,581 --> 00:21:04,710 Yeah. Tell Orville how proper gentlemen throw a party for each other. 342 00:21:04,794 --> 00:21:06,796 Oh, you mean like at Boodles or White? 343 00:21:06,879 --> 00:21:10,091 - What's that? - Very old private clubs. 344 00:21:10,216 --> 00:21:12,551 You would like them. No women allowed. 345 00:21:12,635 --> 00:21:15,221 Well, what are these parties like? 346 00:21:15,388 --> 00:21:17,973 Well, they're very elegant affairs. 347 00:21:19,475 --> 00:21:21,727 They're proper rowdy bashes is what they are. 348 00:21:21,811 --> 00:21:25,231 They act like a bunch of schoolboys on holiday without a teacher, 349 00:21:26,732 --> 00:21:28,317 I was at one once. 350 00:21:28,776 --> 00:21:30,277 How did you get in? 351 00:21:30,653 --> 00:21:33,406 Through a cake. Popped up. You know. 352 00:21:34,865 --> 00:21:38,452 Oh, it was all proper. I was dressed. Well, sort of. 353 00:21:38,703 --> 00:21:40,621 Sarah! 354 00:21:40,788 --> 00:21:43,624 How could you do something so chauvinistic? 355 00:21:43,833 --> 00:21:46,669 I was in love. Did it for a boyfriend. 356 00:21:46,919 --> 00:21:51,298 I got a terrible cold from all the champagne they kept squirting at me, 357 00:21:51,549 --> 00:21:53,926 squirting at me with water pistols. 358 00:21:54,135 --> 00:21:56,178 I don't think I wanna hear any more of this. 359 00:21:56,429 --> 00:21:57,972 I do. 360 00:21:58,681 --> 00:21:59,974 You would. 361 00:22:00,057 --> 00:22:01,809 Tell me more about the squirt guns. 362 00:22:01,892 --> 00:22:03,436 Say, 363 00:22:03,978 --> 00:22:06,897 if she was willing to pop out of a birthday cake for her boyfriend... 364 00:22:07,022 --> 00:22:08,566 No! 365 00:22:10,985 --> 00:22:13,320 Not even if I promise to... 366 00:22:19,285 --> 00:22:20,703 Theodore. 367 00:22:25,950 --> 00:22:28,210 Somehow Rick came up with the manifest, 368 00:22:28,294 --> 00:22:29,837 so I gave him the tickets. 369 00:22:29,920 --> 00:22:33,048 But also I got him to promise to check on the Dupres family for me, 370 00:22:33,174 --> 00:22:34,842 especially on Deirdre. 371 00:22:35,001 --> 00:22:36,886 Two tickets to a Lionel Richie concert 372 00:22:36,969 --> 00:22:39,722 should be worth more than just a flight manifest. 373 00:22:40,598 --> 00:22:44,685 Of the 342 names, I recognized half-a-dozen or so. 374 00:22:44,769 --> 00:22:49,482 A famous actress, a cookie maker, two U.S. senators and a T.V. star. 375 00:22:50,441 --> 00:22:52,818 Sixty-six of the passengers were members 376 00:22:52,902 --> 00:22:55,070 of something called "The Buffalo Chips", 377 00:22:55,154 --> 00:22:57,865 and the rest I assumed were just tourists. 378 00:22:57,948 --> 00:23:00,242 A typical flight from the mainland to paradise, 379 00:23:00,326 --> 00:23:05,039 only someone on that flight broke into Diane's home and tried to harm her. 380 00:23:05,414 --> 00:23:07,875 At least that's what I wanted to believe. 381 00:23:08,083 --> 00:23:09,835 Thomas. 382 00:23:10,628 --> 00:23:12,087 Hi. 383 00:23:16,801 --> 00:23:18,844 Why did you leave without telling me? 384 00:23:19,637 --> 00:23:21,597 Well, didn't Deirdre give you my message? 385 00:23:21,889 --> 00:23:23,474 Deirdre's here? 386 00:23:23,599 --> 00:23:25,768 Yeah, in your house. Didn't you see her? 387 00:23:26,268 --> 00:23:27,770 Did she talk to you? 388 00:23:28,979 --> 00:23:30,189 Yes. 389 00:23:30,314 --> 00:23:31,732 You don't believe her, do you? 390 00:23:32,107 --> 00:23:34,109 She lies about me. 391 00:23:34,443 --> 00:23:36,987 Please, tell me you don't believe her. 392 00:23:38,948 --> 00:23:40,491 I don't know. 393 00:23:43,410 --> 00:23:44,954 Diane. 394 00:23:48,541 --> 00:23:50,125 Diane. 395 00:23:52,628 --> 00:23:55,339 Diane, wait a minute. 396 00:23:55,631 --> 00:23:56,841 Just let me go. 397 00:23:56,966 --> 00:23:58,926 I can't. Not until we talk. 398 00:23:59,051 --> 00:24:01,637 Either you believe Deirdre or you believe me. 399 00:24:01,762 --> 00:24:03,305 You don't even know what she said. 400 00:24:03,430 --> 00:24:04,890 Oh, yes, I do! 401 00:24:05,140 --> 00:24:07,059 She said I'm crazy. 402 00:24:07,351 --> 00:24:10,896 That's what she tells every man who shows an interest in me. 403 00:24:11,355 --> 00:24:13,649 All right, then answer me one question. 404 00:24:13,858 --> 00:24:15,150 What? 405 00:24:15,234 --> 00:24:16,694 Did you ever attempt suicide? 406 00:24:24,201 --> 00:24:28,205 Yes, but she drove me to it. 407 00:24:29,748 --> 00:24:31,125 Did you ever try and kill her? 408 00:24:31,375 --> 00:24:34,420 No! Never. I swear! 409 00:24:34,545 --> 00:24:36,005 Never. 410 00:24:39,842 --> 00:24:41,677 I believe you, Diane. 411 00:24:43,429 --> 00:24:45,931 All I wanted was to hear it from you. 412 00:24:57,276 --> 00:24:58,903 Jonathan. 413 00:24:59,320 --> 00:25:02,406 What sort of an estate are you running here? 414 00:25:03,782 --> 00:25:06,702 Oh. That's Magnum. 415 00:25:07,870 --> 00:25:09,413 You'll get used to him. 416 00:25:10,039 --> 00:25:11,874 Is he employed here? 417 00:25:12,249 --> 00:25:14,251 In a manner of speaking, 418 00:25:14,752 --> 00:25:17,796 he's a bit like The Man Who Came to Dinner. 419 00:25:18,797 --> 00:25:23,552 Americans have such a vulgar way of displaying their affections in public. 420 00:25:25,888 --> 00:25:27,723 Yes. Don't they? 421 00:25:27,848 --> 00:25:31,477 The deed poll will, of course, have to be brought before the courts. 422 00:25:31,560 --> 00:25:34,021 But I don't foresee any problems. 423 00:25:34,104 --> 00:25:36,523 It isn't as if we're abdicating the throne, is it? 424 00:25:38,734 --> 00:25:42,613 Elizabeth, do you realize what you're asking me to relinquish? 425 00:25:43,280 --> 00:25:46,909 Well, of course, darling. Your title. 426 00:25:47,284 --> 00:25:49,745 But with your brothers and their children 427 00:25:49,828 --> 00:25:52,706 it's hardly likely you'll ever become duke, is it? 428 00:25:52,998 --> 00:25:54,541 Well, that's not the point. 429 00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:56,335 It's not? 430 00:25:56,418 --> 00:25:57,836 Thank you, Mata. 431 00:25:58,295 --> 00:25:59,672 No. 432 00:25:59,964 --> 00:26:03,884 My family has been in the peerage for almost 800 years. 433 00:26:04,009 --> 00:26:06,470 You're asking me to give up my heritage. 434 00:26:07,137 --> 00:26:09,932 Yes, but Jonathan, it's not a title you ever use. 435 00:26:10,432 --> 00:26:12,351 That's not the point either. 436 00:26:12,476 --> 00:26:16,355 Forgive me, Jonathan. What is the point? 437 00:26:16,563 --> 00:26:20,234 I want you to take my family name when we marry. 438 00:26:20,693 --> 00:26:24,238 With respect, I don't think you quite understand, old boy. 439 00:26:24,321 --> 00:26:27,157 Lady Ashley married into her title. 440 00:26:27,282 --> 00:26:29,994 She may not retain her title should she remarry. 441 00:26:30,202 --> 00:26:32,496 I know that, but she will still be a lady. 442 00:26:32,579 --> 00:26:34,581 The Baroness of Perth. 443 00:26:35,499 --> 00:26:40,045 But she's presently a duchess. The Duchess of Ashley. 444 00:26:41,255 --> 00:26:45,801 They're not really the same, now, are they, Jonathan? 445 00:26:47,219 --> 00:26:49,013 Perhaps not, 446 00:26:49,263 --> 00:26:51,682 but Higgins is a name I'm proud of, 447 00:26:51,807 --> 00:26:54,184 proud enough to offer it to you. 448 00:26:55,728 --> 00:26:57,563 Well, thank you, darling. 449 00:26:59,189 --> 00:27:03,068 Yes, well, I'm sure that we can settle this, given a little time. 450 00:27:03,360 --> 00:27:06,864 But let's not let it spoil our tea, shall we? 451 00:27:15,456 --> 00:27:16,957 Oh. 452 00:27:17,875 --> 00:27:19,668 Herb tea. 453 00:27:19,877 --> 00:27:21,795 How positively provincial. 454 00:27:22,004 --> 00:27:23,589 Where did you get it? 455 00:27:23,714 --> 00:27:25,507 Malaya. 456 00:27:26,341 --> 00:27:28,719 If you'll excuse me, I have some errands to run. 457 00:27:28,802 --> 00:27:30,846 I'll be back in time for dinner. 458 00:27:32,556 --> 00:27:34,391 Well, do try not to be late, darling. 459 00:27:34,475 --> 00:27:36,560 I've asked the cook to prepare a special curry 460 00:27:36,643 --> 00:27:38,145 that Winnie used to adore. 461 00:27:38,687 --> 00:27:41,148 I'm sure you'll love it, too. 462 00:27:41,774 --> 00:27:43,692 Yes, I'm sure. 463 00:27:48,989 --> 00:27:52,034 I think he is going to be difficult, Lizzie. 464 00:27:52,117 --> 00:27:55,537 Oh, my dear David, if I could handle a duke 465 00:27:55,621 --> 00:27:58,248 I can certainly handle a baron. 466 00:28:03,170 --> 00:28:05,339 Deirdre would play tricks on me. 467 00:28:05,464 --> 00:28:07,382 She'd hide my possessions, 468 00:28:07,508 --> 00:28:10,260 tell me that I'd done things I hadn't done. 469 00:28:11,011 --> 00:28:14,098 She would even pose as me and then do terrible things 470 00:28:14,181 --> 00:28:16,266 and I'd get blamed for it. 471 00:28:16,558 --> 00:28:20,270 It got so I didn't know what was reality and what was Deirdre's doing. 472 00:28:22,564 --> 00:28:24,900 Finally father sent me to the hospital. 473 00:28:24,942 --> 00:28:26,235 How old were you? 474 00:28:26,360 --> 00:28:27,694 Eight. 475 00:28:28,153 --> 00:28:30,030 Didn't the doctors believe you? 476 00:28:30,155 --> 00:28:34,868 No. They said I couldn't face what happened during the kidnapping. 477 00:28:35,035 --> 00:28:38,664 But it was Deirdre. It was always Deirdre. 478 00:28:39,123 --> 00:28:41,625 And she still does things like this to you? 479 00:28:41,875 --> 00:28:43,460 Sometimes. 480 00:28:44,294 --> 00:28:48,757 She said the accident was an attempt to kill her and to commit suicide, 481 00:28:50,551 --> 00:28:52,052 but it wasn't. 482 00:28:52,177 --> 00:28:55,055 I just wanted her to leave Ted and me alone. 483 00:28:55,389 --> 00:28:57,975 She was beginning to mix me up again. 484 00:28:58,892 --> 00:29:00,894 So when I left the hospital 485 00:29:01,019 --> 00:29:03,480 I came here to get away from her, 486 00:29:03,689 --> 00:29:06,567 to put some of my perspective back in my life. 487 00:29:07,734 --> 00:29:10,404 Then things began to happen. 488 00:29:10,779 --> 00:29:12,531 Footsteps, 489 00:29:13,448 --> 00:29:15,701 the feeling I was being watched, 490 00:29:15,951 --> 00:29:17,578 the dogs. 491 00:29:19,079 --> 00:29:20,914 The man who broke in. 492 00:29:22,958 --> 00:29:25,127 Do you understand, Thomas? 493 00:29:29,298 --> 00:29:30,841 Diane, 494 00:29:31,508 --> 00:29:33,051 last night, 495 00:29:34,845 --> 00:29:37,431 when Higgins left, you fell asleep on the couch. 496 00:29:37,764 --> 00:29:39,558 I was exhausted. 497 00:29:40,684 --> 00:29:43,812 Yeah, and I covered you and I took a shower. 498 00:29:45,898 --> 00:29:47,316 Did you join me? 499 00:29:48,066 --> 00:29:49,193 What? 500 00:29:52,446 --> 00:29:56,491 Did you join me in the shower and sleep with me? 501 00:30:43,956 --> 00:30:45,457 Jonathan. 502 00:30:46,875 --> 00:30:48,585 May I come in? 503 00:30:49,336 --> 00:30:52,130 Haven't we been through this once? 504 00:30:53,215 --> 00:30:55,217 Yes, I believe we have. 505 00:30:56,093 --> 00:30:58,470 Please, I need your advice. 506 00:31:10,399 --> 00:31:12,401 This is bloody awkward. 507 00:31:12,484 --> 00:31:14,319 Jonathan, whatever it is 508 00:31:14,403 --> 00:31:17,322 it can't be any more awkward than last night. 509 00:31:18,031 --> 00:31:21,034 No. I suppose not. 510 00:31:22,786 --> 00:31:24,288 Where to begin? 511 00:31:24,371 --> 00:31:26,123 Why not at the beginning? 512 00:31:29,293 --> 00:31:34,881 I was sent down from Sandhurst my third year. 513 00:31:35,257 --> 00:31:36,717 I know. 514 00:31:37,009 --> 00:31:38,468 You know? 515 00:31:38,677 --> 00:31:41,847 My cousin Charles Briggs was at Sandhurst with you. 516 00:31:42,055 --> 00:31:43,682 Parker Briggs, your cousin? 517 00:31:43,807 --> 00:31:45,100 Yes. 518 00:31:45,267 --> 00:31:47,019 Well, why didn't you ever tell me? 519 00:31:47,227 --> 00:31:50,647 Because you've never told me you were sent down from Sandhurst. 520 00:31:50,856 --> 00:31:52,983 I didn't want to embarrass you. 521 00:31:58,071 --> 00:31:59,740 Agatha, 522 00:32:00,824 --> 00:32:03,869 I've disappointed the family twice in my life. 523 00:32:04,036 --> 00:32:05,704 I can't do it again. 524 00:32:05,787 --> 00:32:08,332 What on earth are you talking about? 525 00:32:08,457 --> 00:32:11,126 Elizabeth wants me to deed-poll my title. 526 00:32:11,501 --> 00:32:14,087 Why, for heaven's sake? 527 00:32:15,297 --> 00:32:17,007 Oh. 528 00:32:18,050 --> 00:32:22,804 She doesn't want to give up being the Duchess of Ashley. 529 00:32:22,971 --> 00:32:24,639 Afraid not. 530 00:32:25,599 --> 00:32:28,727 I realize now 531 00:32:30,312 --> 00:32:32,522 that I'm not in love with Elizabeth, 532 00:32:33,565 --> 00:32:36,735 at least, not the Elizabeth who's here today. 533 00:32:38,111 --> 00:32:40,947 I'm in love with that young girl on the runaway horse 534 00:32:41,073 --> 00:32:43,575 who's life I saved in Hyde Park. 535 00:32:45,077 --> 00:32:46,828 I see. 536 00:32:50,624 --> 00:32:52,918 Are you going to call off the wedding? 537 00:32:53,168 --> 00:32:54,544 How can I? 538 00:32:54,669 --> 00:32:56,338 One doesn't propose to a duchess 539 00:32:56,421 --> 00:32:59,049 and then take it back like some Mayfair street peddler. 540 00:32:59,424 --> 00:33:01,426 It's bad form. 541 00:33:02,677 --> 00:33:04,262 What am I to do? 542 00:33:04,471 --> 00:33:07,849 She's here. My family's flying in for the wedding. 543 00:33:09,184 --> 00:33:11,311 Including Father Paddy? 544 00:33:30,497 --> 00:33:32,499 He's being positively rude. 545 00:33:32,791 --> 00:33:35,043 Bad manners breed like mosquitoes 546 00:33:35,127 --> 00:33:37,629 in the backwaters of the empire. 547 00:33:38,588 --> 00:33:41,883 Lizzie, for the life of me, 548 00:33:42,259 --> 00:33:45,429 I fail to see why you're marrying this bloke. 549 00:33:45,720 --> 00:33:47,681 Oh, David. 550 00:33:48,306 --> 00:33:52,102 Do you realize what it's like to be a widow in the peerage? 551 00:33:52,269 --> 00:33:55,772 All you ever do is go to Brown's for tea and crumpets, 552 00:33:55,981 --> 00:33:58,316 or sit on some ridiculous committee or another 553 00:33:58,400 --> 00:34:00,819 to save the Victorian Rose. 554 00:34:01,069 --> 00:34:03,196 Well, it's not for me. 555 00:34:03,572 --> 00:34:05,532 And Jonathan is... 556 00:34:05,615 --> 00:34:08,160 He's sweet in his own way, 557 00:34:08,535 --> 00:34:10,871 and very well connected. 558 00:34:11,079 --> 00:34:14,875 There are many more functions I can go to escorted. 559 00:34:17,919 --> 00:34:20,297 Well, I could escort you. 560 00:34:21,506 --> 00:34:22,966 Lovely. 561 00:34:23,258 --> 00:34:24,968 And what would Millie say? 562 00:34:25,218 --> 00:34:26,344 Who? 563 00:34:26,720 --> 00:34:29,598 Oh. Yes. 564 00:34:30,307 --> 00:34:32,142 Millie, yes. 565 00:34:40,275 --> 00:34:41,985 Good evening to you. 566 00:34:42,094 --> 00:34:44,221 Is me brother Jonny about? 567 00:34:44,738 --> 00:34:47,782 - Your brother? - Aye. Jonathan Higgins. 568 00:34:47,834 --> 00:34:50,587 I'm his brother, Father Patrick McGuiness. 569 00:34:50,702 --> 00:34:53,872 I've flown in from Northern Ireland to perform the wedding. 570 00:34:54,206 --> 00:34:55,415 To what? 571 00:34:55,499 --> 00:34:57,083 To perform the wedding. 572 00:34:57,292 --> 00:34:59,044 Are you deaf or... 573 00:34:59,252 --> 00:35:00,879 Oh. 574 00:35:02,088 --> 00:35:04,508 You must be Lady Ashley. 575 00:35:05,217 --> 00:35:07,636 The blushing bride. 576 00:35:10,555 --> 00:35:12,974 Welcome to the family, darling. 577 00:35:14,434 --> 00:35:16,186 Excuse me. 578 00:35:16,394 --> 00:35:18,563 I've been on airplanes for 17 hours 579 00:35:18,688 --> 00:35:22,025 and all they do is give you these wee bottles of whiskey. 580 00:35:22,234 --> 00:35:24,152 You wouldn't have any Irish, would you? 581 00:35:25,779 --> 00:35:27,489 I should say not. 582 00:35:28,114 --> 00:35:30,158 Ah, a gin man, are you? 583 00:35:30,283 --> 00:35:32,911 Well, to each his own. 584 00:35:39,709 --> 00:35:41,211 Oh. 585 00:35:47,884 --> 00:35:49,636 Did I miss something? 586 00:35:49,844 --> 00:35:52,806 Oh, tres amusant, Jonathan. 587 00:35:52,889 --> 00:35:55,183 Oh, the disguise is excellent. 588 00:35:55,267 --> 00:35:58,770 I would never have caught on until you lit the butt end of that cigarette. 589 00:35:58,853 --> 00:36:01,314 Now, that was really too much. 590 00:36:01,606 --> 00:36:04,859 Yes, quite good. Quite good indeed. 591 00:36:05,151 --> 00:36:07,904 I don't know what the two of you are talking about. 592 00:36:08,113 --> 00:36:11,825 Oh, now, come on, Jonathan. The jig is up. 593 00:36:11,992 --> 00:36:13,702 I'm not Jonathan. 594 00:36:13,910 --> 00:36:16,413 But I know all the Higginses. 595 00:36:16,496 --> 00:36:18,331 I know the Duke, the Earl... 596 00:36:18,415 --> 00:36:21,376 Ah, you're talking about me father and brothers. 597 00:36:21,459 --> 00:36:23,336 Half-brothers, to be exact, 598 00:36:23,461 --> 00:36:25,422 although I've never liked the term myself. 599 00:36:25,505 --> 00:36:28,258 A brother's a brother, a sister's a sister. 600 00:36:28,466 --> 00:36:31,595 With respect, there are no girls in the Higgins family. 601 00:36:33,388 --> 00:36:36,558 Well, don't tell that to Soo-Ling Elizabeth Whitefeather 602 00:36:36,641 --> 00:36:38,018 or Kutama-numba. 603 00:36:39,060 --> 00:36:40,979 I think I'm going to be ill. 604 00:36:41,229 --> 00:36:44,524 Ah, it's prenuptial jitters. It'll pass after the wedding. 605 00:36:46,568 --> 00:36:50,614 How did the general manage to keep the news 606 00:36:50,697 --> 00:36:53,742 of you and the others out of the peerage? 607 00:36:53,950 --> 00:36:57,162 Well, I don't think Father bandied it about the club. 608 00:36:57,245 --> 00:36:59,205 But what difference does it make? 609 00:36:59,289 --> 00:37:01,249 We're here to celebrate a wedding, 610 00:37:01,333 --> 00:37:03,752 not Father's lack of them. 611 00:37:05,003 --> 00:37:07,172 Erin go bragh. 612 00:37:10,508 --> 00:37:11,885 Oh, my God. 613 00:37:12,135 --> 00:37:14,596 That would be a loose translation. 614 00:37:16,848 --> 00:37:19,017 You can tell Jonathan the wedding is off, 615 00:37:19,100 --> 00:37:21,478 and he shall be hearing from my solicitors. 616 00:37:21,561 --> 00:37:24,522 Keeping this illegitimate family from me 617 00:37:24,606 --> 00:37:26,274 is a breach of promise. 618 00:37:26,358 --> 00:37:27,734 Now, Lizzie, technically, it isn't. 619 00:37:27,817 --> 00:37:29,235 - You see... - David. 620 00:37:29,319 --> 00:37:31,029 He'll hear from me. 621 00:37:39,537 --> 00:37:42,624 Oh, Jonathan, you were wonderful. 622 00:37:42,707 --> 00:37:46,169 I only got close enough to hear the last few minutes, 623 00:37:46,252 --> 00:37:48,213 but you had me convinced. 624 00:37:50,215 --> 00:37:52,592 And who might you be, lass? 625 00:37:52,676 --> 00:37:54,761 Oh, stop it, Jonathan. 626 00:37:54,886 --> 00:37:57,889 You were absolutely wonderful. 627 00:37:57,972 --> 00:37:59,599 Your performance was... 628 00:37:59,683 --> 00:38:02,143 Ah, faith 'n' begorrah! 629 00:38:02,227 --> 00:38:04,813 Where's me brother, Jonathan? 630 00:38:07,941 --> 00:38:10,402 Is that you, Jonny? 631 00:38:12,445 --> 00:38:14,531 Oh, my God. 632 00:38:24,249 --> 00:38:27,001 All the way back to her place, Diane didn't speak. 633 00:38:27,085 --> 00:38:28,712 I didn't blame her. 634 00:38:28,795 --> 00:38:30,213 What Deirdre had done to us 635 00:38:30,296 --> 00:38:32,507 was not something you could really talk about. 636 00:38:33,883 --> 00:38:35,844 When we got there, Deirdre was out. 637 00:38:35,969 --> 00:38:37,595 In a way, I was relieved. 638 00:38:37,679 --> 00:38:40,807 If she'd been there I might not have been able to control my anger. 639 00:38:40,974 --> 00:38:43,059 I convinced Diane the best thing to do 640 00:38:43,143 --> 00:38:44,853 was to go away with me for a while, 641 00:38:44,936 --> 00:38:47,981 let time sort things out. She agreed. 642 00:38:48,606 --> 00:38:51,735 But first, she wanted to have it out with Deirdre. Alone. 643 00:38:51,818 --> 00:38:55,363 So I came back to pack a bag and wait for her to call. 644 00:38:55,655 --> 00:38:57,490 Everything had happened so fast, 645 00:38:57,574 --> 00:39:00,034 I never got a chance to read Diane's diary. 646 00:39:01,286 --> 00:39:02,996 I wish I had. 647 00:39:03,913 --> 00:39:06,082 It read like a text on paranoia. 648 00:39:06,249 --> 00:39:08,168 Each day was a collection of fears, 649 00:39:08,251 --> 00:39:11,129 diligently documented descriptions of every stranger 650 00:39:11,212 --> 00:39:13,131 she came into contact with. 651 00:39:13,548 --> 00:39:15,550 It was a wonder Diane didn't lock herself in 652 00:39:15,633 --> 00:39:18,261 and never venture further than the front door. 653 00:39:28,605 --> 00:39:30,940 Then the diary suddenly changed. 654 00:39:33,943 --> 00:39:38,198 "Met Kioni at Waikiki. Terrific body. 655 00:39:40,325 --> 00:39:43,870 "Delicious young Polynesian boy. Took him home..." 656 00:39:58,384 --> 00:40:01,095 The entry had been written by a different person, 657 00:40:02,764 --> 00:40:05,767 but how could that have happened without Diane knowing? 658 00:40:07,519 --> 00:40:10,647 We may be identical twins, but we're not alike. 659 00:40:12,148 --> 00:40:14,275 She's left-handed, I'm right. 660 00:40:14,609 --> 00:40:17,195 She's left-handed, I'm right. 661 00:40:17,403 --> 00:40:18,780 She's left-handed, I'm right. 662 00:40:22,033 --> 00:40:23,743 Oh, God. 663 00:40:31,251 --> 00:40:34,504 Rick called with his report on the Dupres. 664 00:40:34,712 --> 00:40:36,214 I knew what he was going to say. 665 00:40:36,339 --> 00:40:38,299 It was the only possible explanation. 666 00:40:38,383 --> 00:40:40,051 Alfred Dupres 667 00:40:40,134 --> 00:40:43,763 paid a million-dollar ransom to the abductor of his daughters, 668 00:40:43,888 --> 00:40:46,057 and the man was never caught. 669 00:40:46,140 --> 00:40:49,310 Perhaps that's why the family was able to suppress what really happened. 670 00:40:49,394 --> 00:40:52,981 Both girls had been physically and sexually abused, 671 00:40:53,147 --> 00:40:55,483 and only one had survived. Diane. 672 00:40:55,567 --> 00:40:57,151 Since 1961, 673 00:40:57,235 --> 00:41:00,989 Deirdre had only lived in the fantasies of Diane's mind. 674 00:41:02,574 --> 00:41:04,993 Going someplace, sister darling? 675 00:41:05,076 --> 00:41:06,953 - How dare you. - Pardon me? 676 00:41:07,078 --> 00:41:11,249 Thomas told me. Everything you said, everything you did! 677 00:41:11,457 --> 00:41:15,295 I must say, Diane, your taste in men is improving. 678 00:41:15,503 --> 00:41:19,340 Magnum seems to be bright in addition to being rather physically attractive. 679 00:41:19,424 --> 00:41:21,301 I should kill you. 680 00:41:21,384 --> 00:41:23,636 Oh, you've tried, sister darling. 681 00:41:23,970 --> 00:41:27,473 No, I never did, I never did. 682 00:41:27,557 --> 00:41:29,309 The car was an accident. 683 00:41:29,517 --> 00:41:31,227 I'm not talking about the accident. 684 00:41:31,352 --> 00:41:33,438 I'm talking about at the institution. 685 00:41:33,646 --> 00:41:37,525 All those little sessions with dear Dr. Bernard, plotting to get rid of me. 686 00:41:37,609 --> 00:41:40,570 Did you think I wouldn't hear? Wouldn't find out? 687 00:41:40,695 --> 00:41:42,947 I never listened, I swear. I never listened. 688 00:41:43,031 --> 00:41:44,699 I never listened to Ted. 689 00:41:44,908 --> 00:41:46,701 Oh, you listened. 690 00:41:46,951 --> 00:41:48,995 I would never do anything to harm you. 691 00:41:49,412 --> 00:41:51,164 Then why'd you hire Magnum? 692 00:41:51,247 --> 00:41:53,291 Why did you give him the diary? 693 00:41:54,876 --> 00:41:56,920 I was just so afraid 694 00:41:57,211 --> 00:41:59,839 and I thought the kidnapper was following me. 695 00:41:59,923 --> 00:42:02,634 - And you know he said he... - Liar! 696 00:42:02,717 --> 00:42:04,969 You hired Magnum to find out about me, 697 00:42:05,053 --> 00:42:06,971 to take you back to the funny farm. 698 00:42:07,722 --> 00:42:11,184 Please, Deirdre, stop it. 699 00:42:12,977 --> 00:42:14,354 I'm so frightened. I... 700 00:42:14,437 --> 00:42:15,688 You best be, 701 00:42:15,897 --> 00:42:18,191 because if I die you'll be all alone. 702 00:42:18,274 --> 00:42:20,735 You do remember what that's like, don't you? 703 00:42:22,904 --> 00:42:24,364 Don't go. 704 00:42:25,114 --> 00:42:26,616 Deirdre? 705 00:42:28,493 --> 00:42:30,078 Deirdre? 706 00:42:31,704 --> 00:42:33,081 Deirdre? 707 00:42:33,289 --> 00:42:35,458 Deirdre? Deirdre? 708 00:42:35,917 --> 00:42:37,377 Deirdre? 709 00:42:40,421 --> 00:42:42,215 Where are you? 710 00:42:43,758 --> 00:42:46,386 Deirdre, please don't hide. 711 00:42:47,679 --> 00:42:49,097 Please? 712 00:42:49,347 --> 00:42:51,641 I thought you wanted to get rid of me. 713 00:42:51,766 --> 00:42:53,184 No. 714 00:42:55,478 --> 00:42:58,231 Just don't disappear like that. You know... 715 00:43:15,081 --> 00:43:17,917 Why? Why? 716 00:43:18,292 --> 00:43:21,087 Don't be a fool. He came to take us back. 717 00:43:22,046 --> 00:43:24,841 But you didn't have to kill him. 718 00:43:31,889 --> 00:43:33,266 Diane? 719 00:43:37,520 --> 00:43:38,855 Diane? 720 00:44:04,672 --> 00:44:06,049 Diane? 721 00:44:08,051 --> 00:44:09,552 Diane! 722 00:44:15,016 --> 00:44:16,476 Diane? 723 00:44:19,270 --> 00:44:21,105 Sorry, darling. 724 00:44:22,065 --> 00:44:24,692 You really are wonderful, 725 00:44:25,443 --> 00:44:28,071 but survival is survival. 726 00:44:30,198 --> 00:44:32,116 Don't let her kill me, Diane. 727 00:44:37,830 --> 00:44:40,333 Run, Thomas, run! 728 00:44:40,875 --> 00:44:42,543 I can't, Diane. 729 00:44:45,338 --> 00:44:46,964 Diane? 730 00:44:49,425 --> 00:44:50,843 Deirdre's dead. 731 00:44:57,391 --> 00:44:59,727 How's that for dead? 732 00:44:59,852 --> 00:45:01,854 She's dead. 733 00:45:02,271 --> 00:45:04,190 You don't need her to survive. 734 00:45:04,440 --> 00:45:05,650 Liar! 735 00:45:06,067 --> 00:45:07,735 Isn't that what the doctors told you? 736 00:45:07,902 --> 00:45:10,154 You don't need Deirdre to survive. 737 00:45:10,613 --> 00:45:13,116 She can't live without me. 738 00:45:14,075 --> 00:45:19,288 I'm the strong one. I've always been the strong one. 739 00:45:19,580 --> 00:45:24,001 No. Diane's the strong one. She's the one who lived. 740 00:45:24,544 --> 00:45:25,670 No! 741 00:45:30,424 --> 00:45:32,260 Deirdre's dead, Diane. 742 00:45:34,345 --> 00:45:36,222 You can live without her. 743 00:45:37,014 --> 00:45:38,474 No, I can't. 744 00:45:39,934 --> 00:45:41,602 I can't control her. 745 00:45:44,230 --> 00:45:45,815 She'll come back. 746 00:45:46,357 --> 00:45:48,568 Maybe not for years, but she'll come back, 747 00:45:48,651 --> 00:45:50,403 and when she does, she'll kill you. 748 00:45:50,611 --> 00:45:51,863 No. 749 00:45:52,655 --> 00:45:54,532 You can get her out of your life forever. 750 00:45:55,908 --> 00:45:57,076 You can... 751 00:45:59,412 --> 00:46:01,289 We can do it together. 752 00:46:05,877 --> 00:46:07,545 I love you. 753 00:46:14,719 --> 00:46:16,095 I love you. 754 00:46:20,808 --> 00:46:22,518 No!